First thing you want to do is work on your speech. Cursing is a great way to let everybody know your dick is tucked into your sock. You'll need it to be recognized in any public place (Crack houses, titty bars, gang bangs, and your little girls preschool). Its really fucking cool and can show people around you that you don't give a fuck about nothing. It doesn't take a lot of practice or much explaining and is easily the easiest first step to becoming a real man.
The next thing you want to work on with is speech and how to use it. You need to work on different forms of manly slang and learn how to talk to and pick up women. "Nice ass baby" works good as well as "Look at them titties!" Most manly slang will be picked up from hanging out with other manly men but those are two good starter phrases. And always remember, women love it when you are touching them so always have your hand on there back area or shoulders, no matter how much they say to stop, its just them coming onto you.
So now your asking yourself, "I'm wearing a star wars shirt and living with my mom, so how am I supposed to meet manly men like you Dakota?" Well I'll tell you.
The most crucial thing to work on is your appearance. It can get you recognized by women and fellow manly men alike. Cutoff sleeve Nascar and beer shirts should be the only thing you wear with old Levis, Wolverine work boots, and cowboy hats. Upper armed barbed wire tattoos are also extremely manly because everybody knows a picture is way more bad ass then the real thing. (You can show this work of art off in your cutoff Nascar shirt).
Have you changed yet? Okay, good!
Its time to buy a truck.
Manly men throughout the ages have always had bad ass vehicles, but old 4x4 trucks reign supreme in the world of manly men. Most manly men stick by certain brands of truck, but for a starter like yourself anything will do. Its always good when buying a manly truck to make sure its used and covered in rust. Once you have your truck picked out, its time to customize it to give it that manly look you want. Big tires are a good start. You can use these bad boys to get through just about anything. Believe me, there's nothing in this world that will make your dick feel bigger then climbing a hill or blazing through a big pond. Then cut off your muffler just below your seat to make that baby loud. Theirs nothing that turns a girl on more then a really loud truck, so let your new beast purr.
There are other "odd" things and accessory's you can use to show off your a man.
- Buy an armory of different types of weapons and ammo to defend yourself in any situation. Its a manly law to always have a gun on you, you never know whats around the corner.
- Drinking beer is the ultimate manly man activity. Its used to socialize and tell stories of the last colored person you ran over or how attractive you think your sister is. Real men stories.
That doesn't mean your done, theirs still a lot to learn baby bird.
Next you need to work on is your mindset. Your mindset will take longer then all of the manly things you learned put together. You will need to change your whole outlook on life, people, and yourself. Start off by making everything about you. This may sound like it will destroy relationships with people you know but it won't, everybody already wants to be around you.
Now you need to work on superiority. Every manly man knows your still a fledgling if you haven't proclaimed yourself better then everybody else because your American. Remember that, we have the bombs, we are free, so be proud! Getting flag tattoos (American, Confederacy, White Pride..etc ) is a cool way to show off your support of America and the wonderful things it stands for... (Hating gays, beating blacks, killing rag heads, and believing in Jesus Christ).
The last thing you need in your quest to becoming a real man and getting the perfect mindset is to obsess over yourself. Masturbating in front of mirrors is a great start. Steroids also help, they will bulk you up and give you a wonderful personality that people will thrive off of.
Before you know it, you'll be the center of attention, women will want you, men will want to be you. You'll be king in your own world and nobody will ever stop you. Good luck my friend.
-Dakota Wilson
