Apocala-bullshit

How the fuck do I even start this?

Harold Camping. 89 years old and stacks more shit then the back of a Vietnamese village. Three failed attempts at predicting the end of the world, and a good excuse as to why it didn't end, each time the donation checks came in the mail. A genuine piece of shit.

To start this off, let me tell you I was really hoping some crazy shit would go down. I was ready for it. I'm under the impression I'm going to hell already, so I figured I'd make the best of it, turn it into a positive, and look at the fact that five months of torture, torment, and sorrow would at least give me something to do. Welcome to a small town. We all wanna die. Anyways, thats when zombies got pulled into the picture. Dead rising and rabid flesh eating monsters sounded like a good time. Small pockets of the big G's unsaved fighting off hordes of his death army. Fuck yeah. Either way, nothing happened. Thanks for the disappointment.

What got me was the following. At least 5 predicted dates to end the world every year, you'd think people would start to jump off the band wagon after Y2K. I think its just people wanting to be a part of something. Dealing with death, people are going to be infatuated with the possibility of it happening and having a set date and time for their death. Its going to build, no matter how ridiculous the scenario is, people crave the possibility. Or maybe its just the prepared, showing that they are prepared; buying 3000 dollars worth of MRE's and 200,000 rounds of ammunition to hold in there backyard bomb shelter/guest house. I don't think its wrong or a bad idea to be ready to that extent, just don't wave it around. It looks weird.

Now let me explain my stance on this. From the beginning of this motherfuckers connection with stars and math to when It was made public, I knew it was bullshit, but it is the possibility that grabs you. Theres a huge chance that he's wrong, but what if he's right? Just questions to ask yourself. I didn't really give a shit until I caught wind of zombies. It wasn't taken serious to a point of boarding up my house, it was merely a thought. The simple idea of complete chaos and wild west lawlessness with the struggle to survive is straight up rock and roll. Who doesn't want that? Take it or leave it.

Campings point of view seems pretty straight up. I think he's serious about this, but likes the attention and those donations. In other words, I think he's fucking crazy but he always had a backup when his word fell through. Jokes on you.

Smashing Your Trends Along With Your Life

I recently read my last blog I wrote approximately.... three years ago and I got a little worried. The writing in general was my style, but the fact that I stood up for kids to that point makes me nervous. Don't get me wrong, I believe in that and its my fucking heart and soul I put in this blog, but these kids... These goddamn kids. So be ready for another rant and rave from my one sided point of view and why everybody should be like me.

Stuff like this really pisses me off. I can't stand closed minded people and I see a lot more of it as I grow up. It touches on a person's media choices to how they live their lives. Yes, I said I can't stand closed minded people but before you start puckering your ass give me a second to explain myself.

I think music should have meaning, a feeling, like those words and riffs are straight from the fuckin blood of the ARTIST that put their heart and soul into the work that they do. I don't think having somebody write a song for you then calling yourself a music artist is right. Theres no soul behind what your hearing. I don't have a problem with pop music. Yeah, its stupid, but if thats what you like, then thats what you like. I just can't grasp the idea that people get that same feeling from music as I do. You get the right band in your headphones, you can feel the aggression, you can taste the sorrow, and you can smile when you feel like its being sung to you. The song has a story, a tone, and an emotion all at the same time. I don't hear that on the radio and the full potential of music isn't being used, so never tell me you live for music unless your music is living for you. Until then, keep sucking on the knob of Lady Gaga's dick, because we all know she needs the money.

Media doesn't just mean music. Turn on your television. I have a hard time being interested in shows about drama. I look at it like this. People stick their big fuckin gourds into to much shit, so they can relate to the bullshit which makes watching other peoples problems attractive. TV shows about drama are the only things teens can relate to or even look up to. Maybe thats why kids that are growing up in this generation are so fucked. Look at Jersey Shore for fucks sake, lets watch a bunch of gay men do their hair and see how many dicks Snooki sucked off this week. Get a fucking life and stop caring about these peoples.

Personality is also the biggest downfall of these preteen-teen shit heads. Walk into any high school, at any time of the day, any day of the month, and you'll find the most confused, idiotic, sickening people you'll ever meet in your life. If schools taught me anything, its how to deal with and identify stupid fucking people. Feelings do not matter. Theres no support because all the parents are about as fucking stupid. No individuality because everybody has to be like the girl who don't gag or the guy who knows how to get a girl in bed. I'm not impressed. I want to see people who care, have self respect, and the confidence to speak for themselves. Its like these kids look at themselves like they are worth nothing and nothing matters to them.

Oh... And give up on the fucking flare jeans.

Life needs to be taken slowly but lived fast. Make memories and love the people that are close to you. Accept people for who they are, but question everything. Learn from your mistakes and grow into somebody who can prove they're here for a reason.

-Dakota Wilson